In 2002, two rival Olympic ice skaters were stripped of their gold medals and permanently banned from men's single competition. Presently, however, they've found a loophole that will allow them to qualify as a pairs team.

1. Slice and Dice on Ice 1:08
2. Capture the Dream 2:36
3. Freight Train from Hell 2:35
4. Snow Cones 2:27
5. Icy Hot Superslide 1:21
6. The Verticoli 0:53
7. The Family Plot 1:54
8. The Iron Lotus 1:30
9. Ready to Make History 1:00
10. The Illustrated Man 1:16
11. Pile of Guts 1:57
12. The Loophole 0:57
13. Grublets on Ice! 0:56
14. The Human Onion 0:34
15. We Did It 0:40
16. Plan B 0:52
17. Stranz and Fairchild 0:55
18. Disowned 1:11
19. Cruel Bitch Mother 1:20
20. World Wintersport 0:28
21. The Chase 6:52
22. Breaking the Ice 0:22
23. Blades of Glory 6:01

Total Album Time: 39:45